Tribe.net. Local Connections Rob http://accordionhotties.tribe.net/thread/4370ea02-7c0b-4a4b-9ba8-000f01af71b6#c24e1066-7e2f-42b6-b141-3e13a44c2c9f 2009-03-10T17:12:32Z 2009-03-10T17:12:32Z

I was watching the TV show the Mentalist a couple of weeks ago. The main character was trying to explain the difference between men and women as far as their sexuality was concerned. "Men are kinda simple, like elevators... you push a button they go up" "What about women?" thoughtful pause.... then a knowing smile "Women are like an accordion"

Rob 2009-03-10T17:12:32Z Rob http://accordionhotties.tribe.net/thread/4370ea02-7c0b-4a4b-9ba8-000f01af71b6#0c036fce-bbc5-4f00-922d-750741ecfb9b 2008-09-15T14:36:13Z 2008-09-15T14:36:13Z

Here's the link: http://www.nerve.com/regulars/sexadvicefrom/accordionplayers/ Some highlights: How has being an accordion player improved your sexual technique? I'm a better multitasker. You learn to do different things with your left and right hands. If you have to sing too, then you're doing four things at once. How has being an accordion player improved your abilities in bed? Well, my oral skills have definitely improved. [laughs]. I play the claviola. Is there a type of girl that goes for accordion players? It's funny, because I also play theremin. More girls seem to be into the theremin and go, "Oh, that's sexy" after a show than when I'm playing claviola or accordion. But Josh, whom you'll be interviewing, has a bright orange accordion that girls are into. I think it's the color. I don't know, I think girls just feel sorry for guys who play accordions. Like "this guy plays accordion, he must be a real dork." And there's an attractiveness to guys who are dorks. Dork is in. How much masturbation is too much masturbation? I don't think there's too much masturbation, unless it's interfering with your accordion practice. What's the best thing anyone has ever done to you in bed? Just made me feel open — letting me say whatever I want, letting me explore my fantasies, making me feel like I could just be myself. Oh, and letting me dress up for them in whatever turns them on, like heels. Or accordion costumes. What's a good way to get someone up to your apartment? If I really wanted to put on the heavy pressure, I could say something like, "I wrote a song for you. Would you like to come up? I can play it for you." On accordion? I don't know if I'd play it on accordion. I might play it on guitar. Accordion may be a little much. What if the girl was really into accordion? Then I definitely would. I've met a few girls who claimed to be like that. I don't now if they were saying it just to be eccentric. It's a little suspicious. I've met girls who say, "It makes me week in the knees." But I don't quite trust it. I think they're just trying to be different. My accordion is safety orange. I think that probably helps.

Rob 2008-09-15T14:36:13Z